WIN A CONVERSATION WITH ME!!!!!
That's right! Ever wonder what it would be like to when a conversation with someone as cool as Caleb? Well guess what! It's your lucky day!
In the past 6 months, I have developed a new form of intelligence that masters all the laws of physics in one attempt! Working in my lab I created an intelligible yet sophisticated microchip that can give a simple inanimate object all the characteristics that homosapien has! Not only have I perfected this feat, but also I have found away to fuse every memory that a single human being might obtain and stored it in a simple yet undestructable microchip. I then took apart my entire car for parts and created something more glorious then your simpleton minds could ever imagine! What could it be you ask? Well, your unstoppable anticipation can be laid to rest as I bestow upon you the most perfect invention of all time!
I have cloned my mind and created the robot of the future! This robot can do anything that any normal human being can do plus a whole lot more! It contains the most exclusive and new technological break throughs. I will now break down exactly what is is from head to toe, or should I say robotic meta tarsals!
The head consists of a latex cover that resembles my rugged yet unmistakable facial features! The Electro-Brain contains all of my memories as well as a complete Dictionary, Theosaurus, Encyclopedia, and Kama Sutra text! In the ears are state of the art Alpine speakers with Dolby Digital surround sound.
The chest contains a DVD/MP3/VCD/MP3/CD/Flame Thrower/Mini Disk/ player as well as a 2000 gig hardrive with a built in T3 modem. It also has a 15 by 10 inch flat screen television with picture in picture and Tivo connections.
The right arm contains a cold fusion generated star blaster lazer gun that cremates any formidable foe into mere particles!
The left arm contains a reversable arm/chainsaw/hyper omega nuclear quasar rhomboid blaster pod laser that could blow up any 3rd world country like the spaceship colombia!
The right leg contains a grenade launcher as well as a bow flex that will expand out of the calf when the right foots big toe is twisted.
The left leg contains a magic set as well as a cage that contains two velociraptors which will guard your fortress from unwanted visitors when the button on the back of the left knee is activated.
As you can see my robot is nothing short of the most ingenious creation ever thought by man! Now, you can win something that at one time could only be dreamed about by modern man!
Now, hold on to your socks for this one! For a limited time, you can actually talk to it online! But you must bid the highest amount of anything that has worth to me to win this once in a lifetime chance to speak to the most splendid and beautiful invention ever to see the light of day!
You all have until Aug. 20th to bid on the chance of a lifetime! Good luck and good bidding! | 
